Hercules Season Three

38. Mercenary
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Writer: Robert Bielak
Director: Michael Hurst

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Derk--Jeremy Roberts
Sordis--Neill Duncan
Trayus--Phil Jones
Kara--Sarah Smuts-Kennedy
Older Boy--Owain Pennington
Sister--Charlotte Pennington
Marcus--Paul Willis
Court Officer--David Fitchew
Disclaimer: No Flesh-Eating Sandrays were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


39. Doomsday
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Writer: Brian Herskowitz
Director: Michael Lange

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Daedalus--Derek Payne
Katrina--Rebecca Hobbs
King Nikolos--Frank Stevens
Perdix--Stephen Walker
Falafel--Paul Norell
Icarus--Ryan Lewell
Village Elder--Michael Easther
Straggler--Robert Boniface
Soldier--John Palmer
Gate Guard--Mark Caldwell
Disclaimer: No Silly Nutty was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, quite a few filberts and cashews sacrificed their lives in the name of progress.


40. Love Takes a Holiday
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Writers: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Director: Charlie Haskell

Cast:
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Aphrodite--Alexandra Tydings
Hephaestus--Julian Garner
Leandra--Sarah Smuts-Kenedy
Iagos--Mervyn Smith
Henchman #1--Bill Urale
Village Elder--Gilbert Goldie
Male Villager--Adam Jackson
Male Servant--Damien Wood
Evanthea--Fiona Mogridge
Merchant--John Manning
Musician--Stefan Broadley
Mykonos--Darren Ludlam
Disclaimer: No Metal Panthers were tarnished during the production of this motion picture. When polishing your metal animals, remember to use salt and lemon.


41. Mummy Dearest
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Writer: Melissa Rosenberg
Director: Anson Williams

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Salmoneus--Robert Trebor
Anuket--Galyn Gorg
Sokar--John Watson
Mummy--Mark Newnham
Phineus--Alan de Malmanche
Keb--Henry Vaeoso
Thief #1--David Stott
Thief #2--Derek Ward
Porter--Jim Rawdon
Delivery Man--Patrick Kuhtze
Guard #1--Gregor McLennan
Cecrops Ghost--Ghaham Lauder
Disclaimer: Any similarity between our Mummy and the foot-dragging classic we all know and love is purel intentional.


42. Not Fade Away
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Writer: John Schulian
Director: T.J. Scott

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Enforcer--Karen Sheperd
Enforcer II--Cynthia Rothrock
Alcmene--Liddy Holloway
Jason--Jeffrey Thomas
Hades--Erik Thomson
Persephone--Andrea Croton
Skouros--Bruce Allpress
Freedom Fighter--Gordon Hatfield
Vytos--Lawrence Wharerau
Witness--Geoff Clendon
Fire Fighter--John Leonard
Disclaimer: No Bootie-kicking, Chop-saking, She-Monsters from Tartarus were harmed during the production of this motion picture. If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the Temple.


43. Monster Child in the Promised Land
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Writer: John Schulian
Director: John T. Kretchmer

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Echidna--Briget Hoffman
Typhon--Glenn Shadix
Klepto--Grant Heslov
Bluth--Tony Wood
Head Archer--Rebecca Clark
Henchman--Grant Boucher
Farmer--Alister Babbage
Messenger--Bernard Moody
Lout--Ross Campbell
Wench--Vanesa Valentine
Rude Pilgrim--Wayne Peters
Elderly Woman--June Bishop
Disclaimer: Out of respect for Baby Obie, no calamari was served to the cast and crew during the production of this motion picture.


44. The Green-Eyed Monster
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Writer: Steven Baum
Director: Chuck Braverman

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Aphrodite--Alexandra Tydings
Salmoneus--Robert Trebor
Psyche--Susan Ward
Cupid--Karl Urban
Holidus--Martin Baynton
Satyr #1--Patrick Brunton
Stout Woman--Maria Fiossetti
Old Psyche--Beryl Te Wiata
Suitor--Simon Gomez
Cantankerous Gent--Paul Robinson
Pelops (Man)--Mike Howell
Disclaimer: No Goats were harmed during the production of this Cheese.


45. Prince Hercules
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Teleplay: Robert Bielak
Story: Brad Carpenter
Director: Charles Siebert

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Kirin--Sam Jenkins
Parnassa--Jane Thomas
Lonius--Paul Gittins
Garas--David Press
Styros--Tom Agee
Lahti--Kate Harcourt
Juris--Geoff Houtman
Villager--Michael Bajko
Scarred Man--Steve Wright
Old Man--Arch Goodfellow
Guard--Barry Te Hira
Protos--Sean Marshall
Macareus--Nicko Vella
Mountain Maiden--Vanesa Valentine
Disclaimer: Iolaus was not harmed or permenently stained during the production of this motion picture. In fact, thanks to the miracle of sandblasting, his skin was restored to its original color and lustrous sheen.


46. A Star to Guide Them
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Writers: John Schulian & Brian Herskowitz
Director: Michael Levine

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Trinculos--Jon Brazier
Uris--Brent Barrett
Polonius--Edward Newborn
Queen Maliphone--Denise O'Connell
Captain--Latham Gaines
Loralei--Kirstie O'Sullivan
Cohort--Jason Hoyte
Disclaimer: No Unnamed Baby of key biblical and mythological importance was harmed during the production of this motion picture.


47. The Lady and the Dragon
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Writers: Eric Estrin & Michael Berlin
Director: Oley Sassone

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Cynea--Catherine Bell
Adamis--Rene Naufahu
Orenth--Geoff Dolan
Toth--Grant Tilly
Lemnos--Charles Pierard
Leadnra--Phaedra Hurst
Gyger--Alexander Gandar
Zachariah--Buzz Moller
Bartender--Bruce Burfield
1st Ruffian--Bob Nathan
Mean Soldier--Rodney Cooke
Marcius--Graham Smith
Disclaimer: No Fire-breathing, Pre-pubescent, Slightly Sinister dragons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


48. Long Live the King
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Writer: Sonny Gordon
Director: Patricia Manney

Cast:
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Orestes--Michael Hurst
Niobe--Lisa Ann Hadley
Hector--Derek Payne
Xenon--Roger Oakley
Linus--Ross McKellar
Boron--Peter Ford
Phaedron--Walter Brown
Queen Euriana--Ilona Rodgers
Arcarious--Crawford Thomson
Minister--John Parker
Illegibus--Andrew Glover
Clemitus--Lulu Alach
Cleitus--Ranald Hendriks
Choleus--David Downs
Young Woman--Min Windle
Xenon Guard #1--Kingi Gilbert
Phaedron Guard #2--Kelly Greene
Disclaimer: No Stags were bagged during the production of this motion picture.


49. Surprise
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Writer: Alex Kurtzman
Director: Oley Sassone

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Callisto--Hudson Leick
Alcmene--Liddy Holloway
Jason--Jeffrey Thomas
Iphicles--Kevin Smith
Falafel--Paul Norell
Disclaimer: Hercules' Party Pants were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.


50. Encounter
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Writer: Jerry Patrik Brown
Director: Charlie Haskell

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Serena/Hind--Sam Jenkins
Ares--Kevin Smith
Strife--Joel Tobeck
Nestor--Steve Hall
Hemnor--David Mackie
Disclaimer: The Golden Hind was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. To order a Hind of you own call: 1-800-555-HIND.


51. When a Man Loves a Woman
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Writers: Gene O'Neill & NOreen Tobin
Director: Charlie Haskell

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Serena/Hind--Sam Jenkins
Joxer--Ted Raimi
Deianeira--Tawny Kitaen
Ares--Kevin Smith
Strife--Joel Tobeck
Klonus--Simon Lethwaite
Aeson--Paul McIver
Ilea--Rose McIver
Disclaimer: Hercules' strength was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, Ares is storing it in a cryogenic freezer bag deep within the Olympian Meat Locker.


52. Judgment Day
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Writer: Robert Bielak
Director: Gus Trikonis

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Serena/Hind--Sam Jenkins
Ares--Kevin Smith
Strife--Joel Tobeck
Xena--Lucy Lawless
Gabrielle--Renee O'Connor
Zeus--Peter Vere-Jones
Veklos--Bill Johnson
Elder--Huntly Eliot
Atropos--Elizabeth Pendergrass
Disclaimer: No Family Values were harmed during the production of this Blood Lite motion picture.


53. Lost City
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Teleplay: Robert Bielak
Story: Robert Bielak & Liz Friedman
Director: Charlie Haskell

Cast:
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Salmoneus--Robert Trebor
Moira--Fiona Mogridge
Kamaros--Matthew Chamberlain
Aurora--Marama Jackson
Regina--Amber Sainsbury
Lorel--Hannah Malloch
Disclaimer: No Hippy-dippy, Substance-abusing, 60's Reject Love Children were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


54. Les Contemptibles
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Writer: Brian Herskowitz
Director: Charlie Haskell

Cast:
Robert--Kevin Sorbo
Jean-Pierre--Michael Hurst
Francois Demarigny--Robert Trebor
Marie DeValle--Danielle Cormack
Captain Gerard--Patrick Wilson
Disclaimer: The French accents depicted in this motion picture are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual accents, living or dead, is purely coincidential. Vive La revolition!


55. The Reign of Terror
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Writer: John Kirk
Director: Rodney Cherters

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Salmoneus--Robert Trebor
Palamedes--Bruce Phillips
Melanippe--Rainer Grant
King Augeas--Grant Bridger
Aphrodite--Alexandra Tydings
Machus--Laurie Dee
Stichius--Brett Stewart
Silicles--Alex Moffat
Minteus--Albert Belz
Disclaimer: The Sheep's political and cultural independence was restored after the production of this motion picture. Run Free Ewe Wildebeast!


56. The End of the Beginning
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: James Whitmore, Jr.

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Autolycus--Bruce Campbell
Serena/Hind--Kara Zediker
Ares--Kevin Smith
Strife--Joel Tobeck
Falafel--Paul Norell
King Quallus--Ian Watkin
Hemnor--David Mackie
Disclaimer: Neither the Time Space Continuum nor any previous story lines were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


57. War Bride
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Writers: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Director: Kevin Sorbo

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Princess Melissa--Lisa Chappell
Alexa--Josephine Davison
Tolas--Chic Littlewood
Gordius--Ross McKellar
Acteon--Mark Raffety
Hargus--Marcle Kalma
Disclaimer: No Leather-clad, Pointy-breasted, Boufont-wearing, Pillow-smothering, Two-faced Sisters were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


58 A Rock and a Hard Place
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Writers: Robert Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Director: Robert Trebor

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Cassus--Lindsey Ginter
Perius--Tony Ward
Lyna--Lee-Jane Foreman
Geryon--Sterling Cathman
Nico--Caleb Ross
Villager #1--Graeme Moran
Little Girl--Hannah Collins
Disclaimer: No Convicts were squished like a bug during the production of this motion picture.


59. Atlantis
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Writers: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Gus Trikonis

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Cassandra--Claudia Black
Skirner--William Davis
Demitrius--Ross Harper
King Panthius--James Beaumont
Aurelius--Norman Fairley
Disclaimer: WARNING: Crystal-waves were used during the production of this motion picture. Pregnant women should leave the room immediately.