Hercules Season Four

60. Beanstalks & Bad Eggs
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Writer: Melissa Rosenberg
Director: John T. Kretchmer

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Autolycus--Bruce Campbell
Typhoon--Glenn Shaddix
Lianna--Kerry Gallagher
Alyssa--Yvonne Lawley
Otus--David Sutherland
Nidhogg--Paul Brennan
Disclaimer: No permanent cases of Harpies were reported during the production of this motion picture.


61. Hero's Heart
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Writer: Jerry Patrick Brown
Director: Phil Sgriccia

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Fortune--Lori Dungey
Zeno--Barry Spring
Thanatos--Stephen Butterworth
Spiro--Ross Duncan
Lydia--Sheryl Stewart
Ara--Denise Snoad
Trancas--Patrick Smith
Lesion--Mervyn Smith
Nick--Harry Lyon
Lexus--Robert Horwood
Okaleia--Francesa Waters
Woman--Sara Howard
Dingus--Ross Campbell
Phobias--Jon Gadsby
Disclaimer: A Fortune would have it, Iolaus' memory was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.


62. Regrets, I've Had a Few
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: Gus Trikonis

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Young Hercules--Ian Bohen
Young Iolaus--Dean O'Gorman
Jaris--Colin Moy
Cheiron--Nathaniel Lees
Nehemiah--Bruce Hopkins
Dageth--Joseph Murray
Celesta--Belinda Waymouth
Bartoc--Eric Lynch
Young Jaris--Winston Harris
Claxon--Mark Wright
Kenickus--Clint Sharplin
Rena--Maggie Tarver
Disclaimer: Jaras' cause of death remained a mystery during the production of this motion picture.


63. Web of Desire
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Writers: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Michael Lange

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Nebula--Gina Torres
Arachne--Josephine Davison
Paxxon--Craig Ancell
Cercetes--Hemi Rudolph
Bromius--Doug McCaulay
Monicles--Derek Judge
Disclaimer: The original Website was severly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, through the miracle of modern technology, it was reinvented several centuries later.


64. Stranger in a Strange World
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: Michael Levine

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Sovereign--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Xena II--Lucy Lawless
Aphrodite--Alexandra Tydings
Gravus--Dean Stewart
Ares--Kevin Smith
Joxer II--Ted Raimi
Executioner--Renee O'Connor
Disclaimer: No Heart-Throwing, Love-Sewing, Smooth-Talking Ares inpersonators were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


65. Two Men and a Baby
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Teleplay: John Hudock
Story: Kevin Sorbo
Director: Christopher Graves

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Ares--Kevin Smith
Discord--Meighan Desmond
Nemesis--Kimberly Joseph
Mensikos--Alistair Browning
Disclaimer: No Fire-Bealching, Levitating, Neo-Natal sons of a god was harmed during the production of this motion picture.


66. Prodigal Sister
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Writer: Robert Bielak
Director: Gary Jones

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Ruun--Dean O'Gorman
Siri--Katrina Browne
Mayhem--Tina Cleary
Ephiny--Danielle Cormack
Xenon--????
Lucenne--Marama Jackson
Johe--Danny Lineham
Disclaimer: The Amazon Hokey-Pokey was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, this catchy number is now being preformed in dance clubs around the country.


67. ...And Fancy Free
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Writer: Alex Kurtxman & Roberto Orci
Director: Michael Hurst

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Althea--Willa O'Neill
Widow Twanky--Edith Sidebottom
Asterius--Stuart Devenie
Oena--Jay Saussey
Young Althea--Raechel Murgatroiys
Elis--Geoff Snell
Young Oena--Emily Jackson
Henchman--Geoff Dolan
Disclaimer: The Widow Twanky, once again on top of the dance world with the success of the Hercules Hustle, was not harmed or tripped during the production of this motion picture.


68. If I Had a Hammer
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: Steve Polivka

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Salmoneus--Robert Trebor
Atalanta--Cory Everson
Discord--Meighan Desmond
Swillus--Stephen Walker
Billius--Brett Turner
Filius--Susan Haldane
Curteus--Ross Brannighan
Disclaimer: Hercules proved once again the true measure of a man is not the size of his grapes, but the size of his heart.


69. Hercules on Trial
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Writer: Robert Bielak
Director: John Laing

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Ares--Kevin Smith
Dirce--Lisa Chappell
Melissa--Lisa Chappell
Cassandra--Claudia Black
Spencius--John Sumner
Alcmene--Liddy Holloway
Jason--Jeffery Thomas
Deadalus--Derek Payne
Kara--Sarah Smuts-Kenedy
Galea--Rene Raudman
Turgeus--Mike Bajko
Disclaimer: Due to extensive DNA testing, Hercules was proven innocent during the production of this motion picture.


70. Medea Culpa
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Writer: ????
Director: Charles Siebert

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Jason--Jeffery Thomas
Hera/Little Girl--Narell Swenson
Young Hercules--Ian Bohen
Young Iolaus--Dean O'Gorman
Young Jason--Chris Conrad
Medea--Jacinda Barrett
Disclaimer: No Two-Headed, Fire-Breathing, Regenerating Gildred were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


71. Men in Pink
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Writer: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Alan J. Levi

Cast:
Autolycus/Autolyca--Bruce Campbell
Salmoneus/Salmonella--Robert Trebor
Cupcake--Lacey Kohl
Widow Twanky--Edith Sidebottom
Gekkus--Peter McCauley
Disclaimer: Cupcake's sweet tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, her love life experienced a slight setback.


72. Armageddon Now I
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: Mark Beesley

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Sovereign--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Callisto--Hudson Leick
Hope--Amy Morrison
Ares--Kevin Smith
Young Alcmene--Kim Michalis
Disclaimer: Once again, Alcmene's fence was not finished during the production of this motion picture.


73. Armageddon Now II
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Writer: ????
Director: Mark Beesley

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Sovereign--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Callisto--Hudson Leick
Hope--Amy Morrison
Ares--Kevin Smith
Young Alcmene--Kim Michalis
Xena--Lucy Lawless
Gabrielle--Renee O'Connor
Darphus--Matthew Chamberlain
Arleia--Lee-Jane Forman
Pankos--Jim McLarty
Young Callisto--Rebecca Kopacka
Disclaimer: Although Alcmene's barn was blown to smithereens, remarkably she and Iolaus were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.


74. Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules
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Writer: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Christopher Graves

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Paul Robert Coyle--Michael Hurst
Rob Tapert--Bruce Campbell
B.S. Hollinsfoffer--Robert Trebor
Alex Kurtzman--Te Raimi
Liz Friedman--Hudson Leick
Callisto--Hudson Leick
Jerry Patrick Brown--Kevin Smith
Ares--Kevin Smith
Roberto Orci--Paul Glover
Melissa Blake--Lisa Chappell
Beth Hymson--Gina Torres
David Scott Pollison--Joel Tobeck
Strife--Joel Tobeck
Willy de Wit--Eric Gruendemann
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the Hercules cast and the Renaissance staff is purely intentional.


75. Porkules
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Writer: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Christopher Graves

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Autolycus--Bruce Campbell
Ares--Kevin Smith
Discord--Meighan Desmond
Alcmene--Liddy Holloway
Jason--Jeffrey Thomas
Colchis--Chris Grahm
Hermes--Murray Keane
Butcher--Ian Watkin
Katherine--Alexandra Tydings
Disclaimer: Hermes wings were clipped during the production of this motion picture.


76. One Fowl Day
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Writer: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Director: Michael Hurst

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Autolycus--Bruce Campbell
Ares--Kevin Smith
Katherine--Alexandra Tydings
Barnabus--Michael Saccente
Head Peasant--Steve Wright
Little Girl--Hannah Collins
Disclaimer: No giant poultry was tripped, plucked, barbecued, deep-fried or otherwise assaulted during the production of this motion picture. Katherine's owners are orthodox vegetarians.


77. My Fair Cupcake
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Writer: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Director: Rick Jacobson

Cast:
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Autolycus--Bruce Campbell
Cupcake--Lacey Kohl
Prince Alexandros--Mark Rafferty
Georgas--Patrick Smith
Vitron--Huntly Eliot
Flectus--Jason Te Kare
Hippolyta--Angela Shirley
Darsus--Wade Jackson
Disclaimer: No bakeries were harmed during the production of this motion picture, although many pastries were burned to a crisp.


78. War Wounds
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Writer: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: John Mahaffie

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Nebula--Gina Torres
Iphicles--Kevin Smith
Ajax--Peter McCauley
Kazon--Warren Carl
Boraxis--Antonio Te Maioha
Phidias--Bruce Allpress
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between King Iphicles, Hercules' half-brother, and Ares, God of War, Hercules' other half-brother, is totally unavoidable.


79. Twilight
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Writer: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin & Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Director: Phili[ Sgriccia

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Jason--Jeffrey Thomas
Alcmene--Liddy Holloway
Zeus--Roy Dotrice
King Stavros--Martin Baynton
Eteocles--Ray Woolfe
Young Hercules--Ian Bohen
Young Iolaus--Dean O'Gorman
Young Jason--Chris Conrad
Young Alcmene--Kim Michalis
Teresius-Matt Walker
Nikos--Glen Drake
Calimachus--Ian Huges
Disclaimer: Caution: Nafoline Cannons are highly flammable and may be hazardous to you health. Keep away from children.


80. Top God
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Teleplay: Jerry Patrick Brown
Story: Paul Robert Coyle
Director: Charles Siebert

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Jason--Jeffrey Thomas
Zeus--Roy Dotrice
Apollo--Scott Michaelson
Young Hercules--Ian Bohen
Young Iolaus--Dean O'Gorman
Young Jason--Chris Conrad
Ariadne--Charmaine Guest
Momus--Ranald Hendriks
Disclaimer: No Boggie-Boarding, Beached-Blond, Narcissistic Gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


81. Reunions
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Writer: Jerry Patrick Brown & Alex Kurtxman & Roberto Orci
Director: Charles Siebert

Cast:
Hercules--Kevin Sorbo
Iolaus--Michael Hurst
Zeus--Roy Dotrice
Hera--Meg Foster
Ares--Kevin Smith
Spollo--Scott Michaelson
Pandion--Bruce Phillips
Erytheia--Glenis Levestam
Disclaimer: Zeus's Godhood was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his short stint as a mortal was somewhat intoxicating.